"Hey Spike, tell me about your hot date last night."
"Aw, no, Fred you don't want to know all the details."
"Heck yes I do. Bruno said she was a stone cold fox!"
"Well, ITIO-FD... it was with your mom."Well, anyways ITIOFD I'd like to share with you some basic facts about recent experiences. No editorializing. No bashing. No comments. Just the bare bones facts.
Make of these what you will.
1. On Wednesday, I wrote a
2. Today, I filled out the online form for the Publisher's Clearing House $5000/Week For Life giveaway. I deleted all of my information before sending the form. Ten minutes later, I filled it out again. I deleted it. Again. The form is still open in a tab on my web browser.
3. This morning I missed a writing deadline by thirty minutes. I did not
5. I spend
6. We are going to Hard Rock Cafe for dinner tonight to celebrate my brother-in-law's (brother's-in-law?) birthday. It will rock. (Editorializing... oh shut up.)